A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)
takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)
and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,
and proceeds with intercourse.
takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)
and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,
and proceeds with intercourse.
Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!
by rexandmax June 10, 2011
When a girl and a guy continue to give each other head in 15 second time increments, and once one person cums they go down on the other until THEY cum.
Person 1: “Did you and Rachel both finish last night?”
Person 2: “Yeah, we did a Dirty Noah so we both got what we came for!”
Person 2: “Yeah, we did a Dirty Noah so we both got what we came for!”
by Beetlejesus April 15, 2020
by Em September 21, 2003
by OG Guapo February 23, 2017
A TikTok star who does absolutely nothing and get tons of likes. He only has followers because girls simp in him. He does dance and shakes his pp around.
by Riley131 August 01, 2020
Noah enjoys a good hard peg every Friday night and cums in a jar to sell on the dark web. He doesn't have much luck in the world of love, but god fucking damn he is hot.
by Noahsexualizer May 05, 2022
To noah - The act of not being a man long enough for your manhood to start to atrophy.
"If you don't use it, do you lose it?"
"If you don't use it, do you lose it?"
Mike went to the doctor to check his penis when he started to noah after a cold streak of six months.
by Coverofnight March 19, 2013