stale cake

Cockney slag, used in the same context as dry lunch

Matt Finn you're such a stale cake

by Stalecake April 23, 2015

Cake paralysis

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.

by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014

Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”

Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”

by invalid_username_ April 20, 2020

Cake Zone

The area that is created when a man is flirting with a woman.

Allen: "Having a hard time getting in my cake zone, wish she didn't have a boyfriend."
Jared: "It doesn't matter, she's not that pretty anyway."

by Snowman92 March 24, 2011

Huge cake

Nice ass

Hey! Huge cake.🍑

by Libbyboo August 14, 2022

dub cakes

your average baked good with marijuana baked in, usually a full dub sack worth of weed.

damn, these dub cakes are making me high and satisfying my munchies at the same time.

by waldaux May 9, 2009

mixing the cake

The act of covering male genitalia with Pillsbury cake batter and inserting it into a vagina (or anus) and let it cook until the cake is golden brown and fluffy.

"Hey why didn't you call me this weekend?"
"I was mixing the cake with my girlfriend."
"oh sweet man!"

by ThomasGuy December 18, 2014