creeping cow

A lactating woman on all fours is milked while crawling around the room.

I totally went home with that milf last night and did the creeping cow.

by MyLittleWarlock September 3, 2017

creep wagon

person that is creepy and strange

man that girl maria is a real creep wagon

by come@mebro September 7, 2012

Creeping Rat Cunt

An Old, Short, Shriveled up waste of space that is meant to be considered part of the team in the workplace. They tend to suffer from Mystery Sickness and usually have disfigured cretin followers.

"Urghh I hate working with ****, he's such a Creeping Rat Cunt!"

by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013

Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

sleepless creep

a sleepless creep is a creepy person who stays up all night while stalking your profile .

beware of the sleepless creep , he is always watching !

by the sleepless creep July 9, 2018

creep freak

A person that is creepy and freaky at the same time. They creep and freak you out .

Girl: "OMG! YOURE SUCH A CREEP FREAK EMILY!! LEAVE ME TF ALONE!!"

Emily: " I just like hanging out with you and watchin you sleep that's all"😊

by lil nene December 8, 2015

creep stalk

Essentially this is when Chelcie goes past page 3 of google results about you and is essentially deep diving on you even if she refuses to acknowledge it. She may then be kind of bratty about it in a way that is cute but also super disobedient.

Chelcie creep stalked me all afternoon, then when i called her out on it she stuck her tongue out and waved her butt at me.

by Oxford english webster January 21, 2022