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Natural Selection

1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.
1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.
by Zach T. Radass December 27, 2022
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Naturals

Natives of an area.
The strange folk that arrived in camolflage weren't offending the happy naturals, they were pissing them off by kicking, pouring gasoline on, or trying to overrun and blow up their hornets nest.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Nature Stuff

It is the act of doing stuff in the wilderness. Anything from hiking, to bird watching, to kayaking, etc.
Me: Where is your sister Esme?
Friend: F*** if I know. Probably doing nature stuff with her hippie friends.
by Birdmelw January 20, 2020
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natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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Nature

Nature
What's the nature of that problem
by anonymous May 4, 2022
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naturalize

To Rebuke, Redact, Or Exonerate Of The Natural Natures Of Cultures, And Biological Living Organisms.
To Naturalize A Natural Existence In The Likeness Of Social Synthesis.

The Mineral Was Exhausted, And The Population Was Naturalized Due To The Restriction Demands Of
Resources.

To Re-Organize Of The Natural Order Of Structure, Within An Order Classification Of Chaos.

A News Article Read, We Were Forced To Naturalize, A Dear Friend, "Alias-Formed-Mathimatical-Error"
As He Is Departed, From This The Electronic Era.
As For Me, The Ideals Of Chaos And Structure Are As Pronounced As Astrological Formulations,
If To Naturalize Is To Decree Then, To Exist Is To Die.
by SetzeroInoAlazoGiannani December 11, 2019
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