1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
by Stir Friday July 19, 2011
Get the Black Swanned itmug. When a man defecates all over his partners face during sex, then immediately ejaculates after. He spreads the semen he has produced and draws weaving circular patterns with his penis.
by schkillz July 21, 2010
Get the Black Weavermug. by kussese August 4, 2010
Get the Black Hordemug. by Mincraf lets play March 10, 2022
Get the Black Lazermug. Sam: Bro, I love the new hood classic 'Breaking In'.
Ryan: Same! My favorite character is Walter Black.
Ryan: Same! My favorite character is Walter Black.
by uWas May 21, 2023
Get the Walter Blackmug. The ever evolving collection of cultural beliefs describing the racial identity of African Americans that is both immune from introspection by its own race, can not be observed correctly from outside of the race due to a perceived lack of life experience. At the same time it is omni-intelligent and can observe other races without direct experience and with a perceived lack of bias that no one will challenge.
An ever growing list of positive attributes that can only be obtained by blackness, and an ever growing list of negative qualities that are permanently attached to any amount of whiteness without cause.
An ever growing list of challenges that black people face caused directly by every individual white person.
The observer refuses to observe the observer, and any outsider who makes a contrarian observation is racist.
A debate between a man and his own shadow.
An ever growing list of positive attributes that can only be obtained by blackness, and an ever growing list of negative qualities that are permanently attached to any amount of whiteness without cause.
An ever growing list of challenges that black people face caused directly by every individual white person.
The observer refuses to observe the observer, and any outsider who makes a contrarian observation is racist.
A debate between a man and his own shadow.
I was the only white student in my African American studies class, and we had a debate on how black people can't be racist. I offered a different perspective but was told my opinions were irrelevant because i was white. You can't argue with Black Grandiosity.
by Peeney Weenus June 4, 2020
Get the Black Grandiositymug. The day after Thanksgiving when all of the BHart family and friends are extremely hungover due to the massive quantity of wine, beer and liquor consumed. Also the amount of sleep deprivation acquired from staying up until 8 in the morning really doesn't help.
Sean - "Jesus Christ,... What the hell happened to Adam"
Dan - "He was at BHartmanor for Thanksgiving last night"
Sean - "Oh snap, I forgot it's Black Friday"
Dan - "He was at BHartmanor for Thanksgiving last night"
Sean - "Oh snap, I forgot it's Black Friday"
by BHartron November 28, 2014
Get the Black Fridaymug.