smoke a shoe

Lingo for smoking something illegal

ya'll ever heard of smoke a shoe?

by LeeStudent November 16, 2016

Shoe-Shined

When she cleans your cock right up, making it look like spongebob’s squeaky clean boots.

She cleaned my cock right up, shoe-shined it.

by The cock cleaner March 25, 2020

shoe gang

Shoe gang is when a group of good friends have matching shoes. Most of the time the shoes in the shoe gang are adidas all stars.

Waddup shoe gang

by Afriendofajanobo December 28, 2018

shoe memory

(n) Used commonly in public restrooms. Shoe memory is the memory used to subtly find out who was in the stalls of a public restroom. Simply by looking and remembering which shoe was in which stall (doing whatever) one can point that person out to friends later on.

Examples:

"Dude it was totally him making all the fart noises."
"The converses?"
"No man, the Jordans"
"How can you tell?"
"I've got great shoe memory."
"Lolololololol"

by iillilil June 23, 2009

Grandma Shoes

An Adjective for describing the highest form of bad assery.

"When I grow up i'm going to be Mexican, I'll get my first period that sh*t will be Grandma shoes."

by Dentalmirror September 1, 2012

walmart shoes

A pair of cheap shoes bought from Walmart for around $10-$20. These shoes usually don't last too long and start to ware out.

Person 1: Hey Cody, check out my new shoes! Aren't they cool?
Person 2: Hah! Nice Walmart shoes, Trevor!

by xHusk July 14, 2016

Shoe Penis

Yes.

Do you like green eggs and ham?
Shoe Penis.

by EvilPeachofdoom(on aim)/Thekingofmean October 22, 2003