mushroom

them people who are total and utter idiots and can do the easiest thing

no the light goes in this hole god ur such a mushroom

by its me guys April 3, 2009

Mushroom Explosion

A musroom explosion is when the the head of a man's genitalia explodes, leaking brownish-red cream.

Dude, when we were upstairs, my mushroom exploded and she drank the cream from it.

by Anthony December 15, 2003

Mushroom Stamp

When you take your weiner and slap it on a girls a**.

"I gave Jessey a Mushroom Stamp to let her know who's boss!"

by lovedthetowels October 15, 2009

mushroom slapped

To awaken one under the influence of psilocybin from incoherence with a quick slap of the hand to the face

Tony mushroom slapped Albert so as to awaken him from his incomprehensibly negative, drug-induced rant. (But Bert just became further enraged and had to be wheel chaired to bed.)

by Alphonse Drizzny January 5, 2009

mushroomsock

A cool person on Minecraft and Skype.

Mushroomsock gave me diamonds in that skype call.

by superlord9362 August 1, 2016

Inverted Mushroom

When someone is wearing huge shorts and a tight shirt and looks like an upside down mushroom

John: Whoa check out that kid hes rockin inverted mushroom

Eric: Yeah what a fag

by L's98 April 27, 2009

Magic Mushroom

An extremely strong type of illegal drug that is very addictive and popular to teens and young adults. It can get you high very fast and also get you low very fast.

"This is the police, We're suspecting that you're storing magic mushrooms here.

by CBNSK May 16, 2007