by lance November 13, 2017
Get the Mississippi Sunrisemug. The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.
Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.
Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025
Get the Mississippi Mud Monkeymug. When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.
by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023
Get the Mississippi Snail Trailmug. Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.
Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.
by Bluebillattii April 6, 2024
Get the Mississippi soakmug. by random guy at school August 4, 2016
Get the mississippi mud treatmentmug. While a girl is getting double penetrated, both guys ejaculate into vagina and anus. Afterwards, she oozes the semen from both holes out into a ramekin. Top with French's original crispy fried onions and bake at 350 degrees for 15 to 20 minutes. Serve and enjoy.
by Ultio March 8, 2023
Get the Mississippi Casserolemug. A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.
by Yerran October 13, 2016
Get the Mississippi Leg Warmermug.