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Mike Love

Lead singer of the Beach Boys, reviled amongst their fans. Has got a nice voice, sang lead on « Here Today » and « That’s not me ».
Bob : Hey, who’s your favourite member of the Beach Boys ?
Jim : Well, it’s not Mike Love for sure. That guy’s probably a Nazi.
Bob : Yeah, fuck him.
by BrianWilsonTheRapper August 17, 2018
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Juicy Mike

An all powerful being that controls the universe and all of meme science.
by KainBurrito June 6, 2018
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mike dale

To go from a mild mannered and fun individual to a human war machine in a few miliseconds.
Dude don't go all Mike Dale on that dude, he ain't worth it.
by hsurfo June 16, 2018
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Mike Pence

Slang for “impotent.”
Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!
by TwittahBanned4Life January 15, 2021
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Mike Townsend

A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.

Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."

"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
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Mike Awkburns

a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it
me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk
by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021
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Mike Harmon

Mike Harmon is a LEGENDARY race car driver. He is also the hottest, and thickest ever race car driver.
Mike Harmon is dummy thicc I bet all the ladies want him
by Baconbitesfodinner February 21, 2021
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