We have a midnighter
by Journey2101 September 11, 2021

So at midnight.... you're in a room with your partner, before your male partner ejaculates you open your mouth wiDe and let him cum in your mouth mostly on your teeth.. side to side and deeeeeeep throat
Homie: yo parker did you give her a midnigh toothbrush
Parker: yeah her teeth were looking real white afterwards
Homie: nice bro
Rachel: Becca I got the best midnight toothbrush last night
Becca: you lucky bitch
Parker: yeah her teeth were looking real white afterwards
Homie: nice bro
Rachel: Becca I got the best midnight toothbrush last night
Becca: you lucky bitch
by tittykittykat May 20, 2017

1- 00:00 (zero o'clock).
2- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the day (period of 24 hours) and the beginning of the next day (period of 24 hours).
3- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the evening and the beginning of the wee hours.
4- The middle of the nighttime.
2- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the day (period of 24 hours) and the beginning of the next day (period of 24 hours).
3- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the evening and the beginning of the wee hours.
4- The middle of the nighttime.
Midnight.
by Çalazoth July 20, 2025

The act of going on a last minute late night trip that usually ends in the early hours of the morning.
11:00pm
Damn terry. I’m all out of weed.
Well shit bob. My dealer is 3 hours away.
Shit terry! Looks like we are going on a midnight road trip!
Damn terry. I’m all out of weed.
Well shit bob. My dealer is 3 hours away.
Shit terry! Looks like we are going on a midnight road trip!
by BigBeard69 July 26, 2022

by SkeetzBallz420xx69 October 16, 2024

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021

by Blueeyedphyscho June 27, 2023
