When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps
bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
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Michael Conor is a very talented young raper and singer that grew up in Cleveland Ohio. He just go got a contract with five other boys Drew, Chance, Brady, and Sergio. And always his "OG" Jhype who is a beatboxing from Boyband as well.
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Get the michael conor mug.Michael is the name of an amazing guy. Usually a little bit air headed, and laughs to hide his pain. Michaels are liked by everyone, and doesn't seem to notice it. Nice blue eyes and usually an amazing guitar player. Unintentionally a heartbreaker, has dozens of girls killing for one date with him. The funny part is that he still doesn't notice. Appears to be confident, but is truly shy and has a dark side that his admirers won't understand.
Girl #1: Michael? He's such a badass!
Girl #2: And have you seen him play the guitar?!
Girl #1: Is he good!?
Girl #2: He's amazing!
Girl #2: And have you seen him play the guitar?!
Girl #1: Is he good!?
Girl #2: He's amazing!
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Get the Michael Yu mug.The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.
Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.
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