Ambush Meeting

A meeting that you don't get invited to until at least five minutes after it has started, and that you have a pivotal role in which to play/present/answer questions.

I got two ambush meetings sprung on me today, and they were both at the same time.

by APX8000XE January 19, 2021

black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.

John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy

by Barry88 August 17, 2016

v-meet

V-meet refers to when you virtually meeting someone.

Hey John! Nice to v-meet you!

by Gart514 May 8, 2021

meeting in the hardware aisle

An innuendo for sex between two men.

Me and Tom met in the hardware aisle last night, if you know what I mean

What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle

by anonymous February 8, 2025

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.

I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022