Masturbatron

A person who masturbates far too often.

Maybe not often enough.

"Open up, Masturbatron, I need to shave!"

by PedroDoesntHaveACar March 3, 2010

Petty Masturbation

The act of masturbating to fully clothed people or simply to the idea of something.

Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you

by Mothonator January 4, 2015

Masturbation

The act of looking or staring intently at something for no appearent reason. If more than two people are doing this, it is called a Circle Jerk.

I love masturbation because it gives me time to really observe the world.

by Jackin_cummin_charlie October 19, 2010

Virtual mutual masterbation

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.

John is into virtual mutual masterbation.

by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

Masturbating

The worlds leading cause of blindness

Did you hear that masturbating makes you blind, its true

by Double D123 May 27, 2008

masturbation-fueled car

One who shakes hands with the man so frequently ,he pumps himself just as much as he pumps gas, hence producing so much semen that equals as much gas one puts into their car

"Didn't your MaMa eva" tell you to stop driving the masturbation fueled car?"

by Gina January 28, 2004

Masturbation

The act of self (sexual) pleasure. Used by those who: 1) are too ugly to have real sex. 2) Those who wish to discover their bodies can still produce bodily fluids. 3) Wish to fantasize/remember mummy, daddy, brother, sister (any family relative) coming into their room late at night and doing things to them they've been told never to tell anyone about. 4) An art used by dirty old men to show the young girls watching that he really loves them. 5) What men do when they're horny but their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends aren't. 6) What women do when they're horny but their husband's/boyfriends/girlfriends aren't

"Sorry darling, I didn't mean for you to catch me masturbating in front of your sister, but I think it's only right I teach her about masturbation"

"I do apologise Officer, but I think the woman is so attractive, I had to show my love for her through masturbation"

"No, my friend, I wouldn't worry that you caught your wife in the act of masturbation. She once said that she thinks about me when she masturbates"

by Dr Phew August 17, 2011