Mafia

Something that is glorified as some glamorous thing, when, in reality, it's really just a bunch of morons who feel that they're so special that, rather than to go school and get an education and a real job, they choose to live an illegal lifestyle that involves murdering people, scamming people, and getting shot in pizza restaurants. The Mafia is basically Italian Bloods/Crips with suits, outdated hair and lots of jewelry.

The Mafia is really overrated.

by Diane November 3, 2004

maffey

adjective: refers to a man who imagines he is sexually attractive.

Fred thinks he's Heath Ledger, or Josh Hartnett, but he's really just maffey.

by Bai Ren December 27, 2003

Mafook

A gang comprised of hard nosed, tough guys known for their strength, speed, and agility. The sign for the Mafook is the reverse finger goggles, and the call is "MAFOOOOOOOK"

The rival gang of the Suavanitos.

Don't mess with that nigga, hes a Mafook.

by mafook April 2, 2009

Mafube

A four-sided banana. It is usually boiled and eaten and seldom eaten ripe.

I prefer making green mafube salad instead of a green banana salad.

by Qara December 19, 2010

Mafugla

When someone talks way too much. Usually after taking too many pills that arent precribed to them.

Person A: (Long story about random things that happen at work.)

Person B to Person C "mafugla"

by randomtalker91 January 23, 2011

Mafia Welfie

- a person who plays an online game that allows you to play for free but also allows you to invest in your game. which in its own right is fine. The individual achieves Chav or Welfie status when they start using scripts and cheats to get what they refuse to pay for. This is usually accompanied by a predominant amount of complaining about "Plastic Players" Credit Card Players" etc who are willing to put an investment into the game to enhance their experience. The sad part is these Welfies and Chavs dont realize that if the CC players didnt pay in...they wouldnt be able to play the game for free themselves, if at all.

"That guy last night was complaining that his script wouldn't work so he couldn't keep up....you just know the guy is a Mafia Welfie, wont put a dime in and still doesn't think someone who invests should have anything better than he does...What a Chav!

by FritzShuffMad July 27, 2011

Mafera

Expression used when you see a hot girl.

Ma Fer A

Short for i'd like to put My finger in her ass.

Tom: Damn that chick is slammin

Al: mafera

by RickRossKane November 4, 2011