bloody mushroom 

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

bloody mushroom by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018

nigga mushroom 

When a nigga eat a mushrrom.

-"BRo, gonna eat a mushroom!!"
-"Damn, u are a damn nigga mushroom!"

nigga mushroom by TheBadMushroom October 8, 2018

frosty mushroom 

A canadian sex move. Prior to sex, you go outside, and stick the head of your penis in the snow bank until the head is nice and cold, and then proceed to fuck your partner.

Kyle : Yeah man, last night during the snow storm I gave her a frosty mushroom

frosty mushroom by fenrirwolfe March 12, 2019

The Mushroom stamp 

When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp

I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.

The Mushroom stamp by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019

Stuffed Mushroom 

When you nut in her when she has a yeast infection.

Hey, don't yuck my yum, the stuffed mushroom has some really interesting friction to it.

Stuffed Mushroom by malkarivka May 21, 2020

The mushroom theory of management 

An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.

The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.

The mushroom theory of management by Hot Licks July 21, 2020

The Mushroom 

The doesn't fucking guy he's the mushroom cuz he's a fungi

Paul is the mushroom he is funny and the best to hang out with

The Mushroom by The mushroom August 19, 2020