Happy Meal

To take an amount of animal shit and fling, slap, project it onto someone else.

Yo, that bitch did my boy dirty, so I took some cat shit and Happy Mealed that fucking whore.

by Future September 25, 2003

Happy Meal

when a female gives you a golden shower while on the rag.

a dirty punk kid: "call me up when your flow is heavy girl i'd like to order a happy meal. "

by zina marina July 12, 2009

Florida Maelstrom

An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"

"Why did he do it to himself?"

"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."

by Dr. Cyborg August 28, 2011

Forever Means

This ain't no social call
I don't appear for fun at all
This ain't no social call
I bet you wanted more
What you see is what you get
I ain't seen nothing I want yet
This is something deep, today, I'll try
This is something deep, today, I'll die

Some things are better left unsaid
Some things are better left undone
Some things are better left for dead
Some things are better left

What you get is what you see
Look out, ooh, I don't aim to please
Forever means nothing to me right now, right now
Forever means nothing to me right now, right now
Right

This ain't no social call
I ain't here for your fun at all
This ain't no social call
Too bad you were expecting fun

Some things are better left unsaid
Too bad you don't understand
Some things are better left undone
Some things are better left undead
This is forever, okay?
Some things are better left

Some things are better left unsaid
Some things are better left undone
Some things are better left undead
Some things are better left
Left burning

by Death Menace November 16, 2022

Hot Meal

The fresh cat poo that is quickly eaten out of the litter box by the family dog.

There's no poop in the box -- Fido must have had a hot meal!

by Mileswithers October 18, 2008

fourth meal

Complete bullshit. Such as Taco bell's Fourth meal. Why would a fatass country need a concept such as fourth meal?

Mike: Dude my Gf broke up with me.
Ryne: Dude... that is complete fourth meal.

by M. Curtains July 26, 2007

Malsh

Making A Long Short Ha

MALSH THAT IS SO FUNNY

HAAAAAAAAA HA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT

It's a long haaaa and then a short ha. That's what Malsh is all about.. so you don't have to write haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha, anymore. Or you can, but more creatively, by saying MALSH. :)

by Steven Savio October 18, 2008