M'iphone

Short for 'my iphone'. Prevents awkward pronunciation with the two 'i' sounds and is generally amazing and super helpful. Gee whizz.

'Look at m'iphone'
'I just hit that clown with m'iphone'
I took the photo on m'iphone'

by Epicleap October 24, 2010

M-bon

A nickname given to a person named Max; the name derives from the ice cream Maxibon and can be changed to suit preferences.

Bon-Bon-Bon-Bon Bonatron

M-bon, how's it hanging?

by Vanilla Thunderzz January 26, 2011

M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

An incurable STD that is like a blue waffle times 1000 that causes your genitalia to turn black, seep, farm boils, and eventually fall off. It lives troglos underpants and is both airborne and fatal.

I know may people who have died of M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

by vv.12.12.c| December 7, 2011

M.A.O.I.S.

M.A.O.I.S. = Middle Age Occupational Impasse Syndrome. From age 30 to 50 one can feel like a failure, and not know or understand what it is one should really be doing.

One could be unemployed and looking for a job, but never finding a good job. Or, one could be employed but in a job where there is no chance of future promotion or success.

Ted has a bad case of M.A.O.I.S. - he's been out of a job for three years and does not know what he wants to do for a living.

Mary has M.A.O.I.S. because she is working in a job that has no chance of promotion or increase in salary.

by Whistle Berries July 15, 2011

m'okay

A combination of meh and okay. It is to say okay to a task, but to not care about it

Boss: Could you fax these?
Me: M'okay

by Latchking December 17, 2012

M Squared

Short for Mac Miller

"Bro, you hear that M Squared last night? That shit was ill"

by MacFlow January 6, 2013

M.O.M.C.

This is short for "Mouth Open, Mind Closed." It's used when dealing with people who constantly talk without listening. This trait is common amongst guidos. Customer service agents think it often when dealing with pushy, rude customers.

Dude 1: Say dude, wanna come to the party tonight?
Dude 2: I -
Dude 1 (interrupts): Great! I'll see you there!
Dude 2: But I can't go!
Dude 1: We're gonna have a great time there! That really hot blonde is gonna be there, and I'm counting on you to be my wing man!
Dude 2: Yuck, this dude is M.O.M.C.

by quamp March 20, 2014