Licking the pizza

A tactic, generally employed by people in sales or sales support roles, that is designed to give quick credit for every aspect of a deal, because it has been touched by one individual in some small way at a very cursory level.

He wants credit for all of our company's sales, so he's going around licking the pizza and then claiming he should get paid a commission on every deal where he had a single one-off conversation.

by akmidas February 7, 2018

looking balls

eye balls

balls you look with
like eyes
looking balls are eyes

by Mrs. Betterthanyou June 10, 2018

Lookingasm

Extreme pleasure when looking at something irresistible, sexy, etc.

I had a lookingasm while looking at Brendon Urie.

by Black Panic! In Reverse November 24, 2018

Lacking oxygen

When the tea is too hot and shocking

A: “Gareth cheated on his wife and she actually caught him”
B: “OMG, I’m literally lacking oxygen”

by jjjzizak January 18, 2019

looking at the clock

Looking at a girl’s ass

Guy 1: Yo did you get caught looking at the clock?
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.

by Raptor1172 February 8, 2019

looking mooks

to look extremely ugly

I’m really looking mooks today because I have a sun burn.

by masshole4eva July 26, 2019

Lookin Like a Village

An absolute unit that is shirtless.

Damn, this boy out here lookin like a village.

by absoluteunititednations August 13, 2019