lego

tiny little bricks from hell

upon stepping on a lego, he found his foot in an unfortunate state at the hospital

by big boy 67 August 24, 2017

lego

Little plastic landmines.

They FUCKING HURT to step on

You: Ah what I nice da- OW FUCK MY FEET! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE? LEGOS??????!?!?!?!?! FUCKCKCKKCCKCCCKKCKC.

by SumKidWithIssues September 27, 2017

Legolomaniac

1. an over 30's psychopathological indulgence of self importance whilst playing with Lego

2. the belittling, humiliating and physical jostling of children under the age of 8 by an adult (typically over the age of 3 whom takes playing Lego way too seriously

Leo displayed Legolomaniac behaviour with his children whilst building LEGO Ninjago 70614 Lightning Jet which ended with little Billy's visit to the RBH

by Legoofmeloser Billund October 23, 2017

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

legos

an weapon to destroy you feat and or weapons of murder mostly kill your feet made by some guy in Denmark to be uses in ww2 and oso a toy young children

they stepped on legos

by el capton November 23, 2017

lego train

A remote control model train made out of lego bricks. Price range stays in between 100-600 dollars.

I got a Lego train for christmas. It took me 4 hours to build my Lego train

by Brace for impact December 21, 2017

Lego

A child’s toy made up of interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess

1.for fun

2.as a proventative of intrusion

3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created

Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!

Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”

Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation

Kid : dad can I get out the Lego

Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego

Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.

by Caleb26 January 21, 2018