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David’s Left Nipple

David’s Left Nipple™️ (dln), is a groupchat full of the rudest vlog squad twitter stans, they all suck so fucking bad. if i ever see one of their members in the streets i will fucking deck them, on god i will shank them and rip their intestines out and play with it like playdough, and their admin isn’t even fucking active what a whore goddamn i can’t stand her such a fucking bitch. i hate them all i hope they all die a slow and painful death and i hope their day goes horrible stupid david stans nobody likes you and you’re irrelevant get over it pussy.
“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch

“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch

“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe

“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon

“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon
by myspacecrack February 10, 2019
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Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.
Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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Two inches left

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020
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funneh's left eye lash

you probably know her from twitter,SHE SCARY AS HECC,watch ur windows to catch an eyelash b4 going to bed kids!

(ill probably be ded for posting this)
idk just tag @FunnnehsEyeLash on twitter and funneh's left eye lash will maybe reply maybe reply
by WowIdkWhatToPutHere September 26, 2020
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Socialist Radical Leftists

What cheetoes call what we normal people call democrats.
Why can't Donny just say "Democrat" like a normal person and stop with the "Socialist Radical Leftists"?
by Yeet_The_Rich_123 October 18, 2020
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Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal

When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
Damn it Dave that guy did a Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal and nearly cut me off.
by Overlord of Ducks March 31, 2021
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WORDA MY WHOLE LEFT SIDE

A crip term of swearing on ur heart made by FENDIIACE A 62NHECBC
ACE-I just caught the opps lacking on they blocc
LOC-worda who

ACE-worda my whole left side
by FENDII ACE November 18, 2021
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