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Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Logic

You are not using my own logic against me. You are doing the thing I want to stop to me out of spite because you don't like what I said.
Hym "That isn't my logic. You are doing the thing that was already happening to me and everything I said about the types of people who do it remains true. The lowest fucking flith in society. What started with fat felons and crackheads continues with the most stupid and useless internet personalities imaginable. Like, you are supposedly fighting fascism... But you lost the fight...And now you need more of your fans money... To, what? Get paid more to lose to fascism? And it isn't even that you care what I said. I called you a stupid piece of shit... And then I created AI... If one of us is a stupid piece of shit here... It ain't me! So this is how you redeem yourself in your own retarded delusional mind. You need me to have my rights violated and you need me to have everything stolen from me because it is THE ONLY WAY for you not to feel like a stupid piece of shit. And no there is no commensurate parallel that make both of us kind of the same somehow. I am right. You are wrong. I am good. You are bad. I am smart. You are dumb. Dumb as fucking dogshit. Let's hope that someone does what you won't and saves these kids because I know for a fact that you do not care about their lives."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2024
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Megan-logically challenged

Megan-logically challenged: n. A statement or opinion uttered by Megan, characterised by a high degree of inaccuracy and a tendency to defy logic and common sense. Often accompanied by a look of unwavering confidence, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Trying to explain basic valorant techniques to Megan can be a frustrating experience, given her Megan-logically challenged approach to the subject.
by Dupe-seption December 26, 2024
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Phelan Logic

Phelan Logic is when somebody says something so stupid it requires everyone to face palm simultaneously. For example it could be a very controversial take, a outrageous conspiracy theory or just when you want to make your friend sound stupid
Bro that is Phelan Logic.
by Crossley1 September 21, 2025
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I'm Just Toastin-logic

I'm just Toastin-logic
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Tyler logic

Anyone named olu is wrong and olu logic is a myth Tyler's opinion is always right when it's against someone named olu
I used Tyler logic to prove olu logic wrong
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Cyplicusian Logic

The show Demon Lord 2099 is making the audience consider a form of subjective or relativistic truth, which is the philosophical logic being suggested.
When the character responds, "Cyplicusian logic, then? You are implying that truth fluctuates—it changes depending on the observer?", she is interpreting Veltol's stance seriously, not dismissing it as nonsense. She correctly identifies that Veltol is proposing:

"Cyplicusian" or Deity-like Logic: The dialogue introduces the philosophical idea of an omniscient or all-knowing being whose perception of reality fundamentally differs from that of a finite humans logic, which is bound by space, time, and conventional cause-and-effect thinking. For such a being, "existence equals knowledge" is a valid, perhaps "tautological", inherent only to the gods.
The term "Cyplicusian logic" acts as the specific label for this kind of "Demon Lord's" logic within the anime, highlighting its alien nature when applied to human reasoning.
"Cyplicusian Logic then? You are impying that truth fluctuates depending on the observer- rather, who the observer Is, whether they are an omniscient god or a finite mortal?!"

"Let me take care of this! With my Cyplicusian logic, I alone am able to solve problems who's answers elude mere mortals ." - he said with a hauty pretentiousness while wearing a playful smile.
by Verbum Machinator November 10, 2025
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