fudge knuckle

Piling a dump so high in a toilet that when you go to wipe your knuckles hit the pile causing your them to be covered in hot fudge.

After taking a massive dump and wiping, I hit the pile and got a fudge knuckle.

by Beetle Juice November 5, 2006

moose knuckle

the canadian camel toe

“did you see tiffany at the rink last night? she had a massive moose knuckle eh?”

by rickymcschnicky October 23, 2019

knuckle children

sperm from when you masterbate

Why can't I fire off some knuckle children from the privacy off my neighbors home

by Stalker121 November 15, 2007

Knuckle Dragger

Military slang referring to infantry or Special Forces personnel, or paramilitary components of the US Intelligence Community.

The term stems from the common belief among the rear echelon and support personnel that Infantry soldiers are of generally lesser intelligence than support personnel.

The Liberty chow hall was full of knuckle draggers today, they smelled like B.O. and gun powder.

I had to catch a ride to the Green Zone with a platoon of knuckle draggers, and they made fun of my M16 A2 the entire time.

by cdangerd December 10, 2009

busted knuckle

Ripped, torn, scarred, aching flesh on the hands as a result of mechanical work. Usually the result of a slipped wrench or a screw that comes loose more easily than expected.

When working in a tight space underneath your car without much room to move and you are trying to remove a hex nut, next thing you know your wrench slips with a metallic noise and you've smashed your hand into the body of the car resulting in a busted knuckle. And it hurts like a motherfucker.

by C. Untsintown November 13, 2009

five-knuckle-shuffle

The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.

Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?

by T. J. May 23, 2003

the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head

the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena

by Shit-face June 29, 2008