kittenize

to make someone your little kitten. basically to make someone want you so bad they’d do anything for you

“i just kittenized nick tina”

by aphoticasf September 15, 2023

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Maniacal Box of Kittens

Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.

She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.

by Maniacal Murder Mittens October 1, 2023

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kittens whisper

The moment you stand up wipe and walk away and the invisible mother cat licks your ring and out pops more poop

Bob thought he was done but then the kittens whisper happened

by ElPedro December 2, 2021

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general meow’s kitten

Basically a general definition of any strip mall Chinese restaurant fare that is ready in “10 minute” and you question the quality and origin of the “meat” involved.

I ordered General Tso Chicken from Jade Shack but I have a feeling it was actually General Meow’s Kitten because it tasted funny. I swear it had to be walking on 4 legs earlier in the week.

by PuffyRI July 11, 2022

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