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kentucky fried cramp

massive cramp when one has eaten to much KFC
Andrew: Damn man I've got a kentucky fried cramp

Eric: That's what you get for eating all that KFC!!
by Big Brown EEEEEEEE December 14, 2010
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Germany Nuked by Kentucky

When your local girlfriend hears of your ex girlfriend from another nation and gets pissed.
Shut up dude ,if Joyce hears about Katerina I'll have Germany nuked by Kentucky
by Liberation Theology December 3, 2019
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kentucky glue gun

When a man has a one man party in a toilet stall preferably of the opposite sex and ejaculates onto the seat of the toilet. The next person using this particular toilet will be glued in a grotesque manner to the seat of the toilet... This can or cannot be used in combination with the upper decker. If used in combination with the upper decker this is known as the Tennessee two timer.
While in a club in Denver Bones kentucky glue gunned the woman's bathroom, it was classic...
by G'stein June 21, 2008
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kentucky meat shower

A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.
Why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?
by Dr.Blitz November 16, 2013
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Kentucky Fried Shocker

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.
As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.
by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009
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Kentucky Boxing glove

A form of fisting involving both hands and a set of large foam hands, preferably Hulk or The Thing hands, one going in the vagina, and one in the anus
"What's a Kentucky Boxing Glove?"

"Let me show you."

Later.....

"We are getting a divorce."
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Kentucky Hot Brown

An act of revenge perpetrated by defecating in the target's car. Preferably this will happen at the beginning of a hot sunny day allowing the payload to bake to a perfectly hideous level before being discovered.
For sleeping with his brother, Steve left Helen a Kentucky Hot Brown in her Civic while she was at work.
by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009
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