Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.

Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.

by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010

Germany Nuked by Kentucky

When your local girlfriend hears of your ex girlfriend from another nation and gets pissed.

Shut up dude ,if Joyce hears about Katerina I'll have Germany nuked by Kentucky

by Liberation Theology December 3, 2019

kentucky glue gun

When a man has a one man party in a toilet stall preferably of the opposite sex and ejaculates onto the seat of the toilet. The next person using this particular toilet will be glued in a grotesque manner to the seat of the toilet... This can or cannot be used in combination with the upper decker. If used in combination with the upper decker this is known as the Tennessee two timer.

While in a club in Denver Bones kentucky glue gunned the woman's bathroom, it was classic...

by G'stein June 21, 2008

kentucky meat shower

A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.

Why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?

by Dr.Blitz November 16, 2013

Kentucky Fried Shocker

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.

As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.

by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009

Kentucky Boxing glove

A form of fisting involving both hands and a set of large foam hands, preferably Hulk or The Thing hands, one going in the vagina, and one in the anus

"What's a Kentucky Boxing Glove?"

"Let me show you."

Later.....

"We are getting a divorce."

by Igvey Moundstein VonHolyberger May 30, 2009

Kentucky Hot Brown

An act of revenge perpetrated by defecating in the target's car. Preferably this will happen at the beginning of a hot sunny day allowing the payload to bake to a perfectly hideous level before being discovered.

For sleeping with his brother, Steve left Helen a Kentucky Hot Brown in her Civic while she was at work.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009