Jonas Shultz

Girlboss

Jonas Shultz is a total girlboss

by Apygmysloth December 23, 2022

Jona

He‘s a G and nobody can do something about it. He‘s focusing on money.

Jona is a G and nobody can do smt about it. He sells weed and he’s doing a good job.

by Everless November 22, 2021

Jonas

Gay ass nigger

"Hey that nigga overthere looking mad gay"
"Such a Jonas"

by Famous Austrian Painter September 26, 2023

Being a jonas

When you are Mointain Dew addicted and have to many Bottles lying in your room.

I'm drinking so much Mointain Dew im being a jonas.
Dude, youre drinking so much Mointain Dew, you're being such a jonas

by Reibuuu May 10, 2022

Jonas

Definitely the best looking boyfriend a girl could have. Very muscular, handsome, nice character and a great sense of humor.
He is also very intelligent and knows how to deal with problems.
And about this rumors about the short dick he's showing on younow: They aren't true. The were written by a jealous Peter who lost his girlfriend because of Jonas.

Girl 1: Hey, I finally have a boyfriend!
Girl 2: What's his name?
Girl 1: Jonas!
Girl 2: Oh this awesome guy?! Oh I'm so jealous on you!

by Steakhamburger January 2, 2017

Jonas Brothers

I can already hear the 14-year-old white girls.
Everyone else is dead.
The door's integrity is being weakened more and more.
They're here.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.

The Jonas Brothers is going to be the cause of World War III.

by 7568ino December 25, 2023

Going Jonas

When someone goes Jonas they are depressed but can’t show it because they know no one cares or ever will

The term comes from Norway when a boy named Jonas experienced this very thing

He is so sad I think he’s going Jonas

by You don’t need me September 18, 2020