Jonas

Someone who's just "him".

Thats it.

Now fuck off

- Damn, he's such a Jonas.

- He did WHAT?? Such a Jonas move. Fucking great guy

by tridentdaylight July 14, 2025

jona

The most beautiful and intelligent girl to ever exist…makes every person fall in love with her pure soul.You can’t upgrade after her!

damn she’s such a jona

by Lllllhehe November 22, 2021

Jonas

A Jonas is someone who is most definitely queer, specifically with a Christian.

Oh my gosh! Jonas and Christian look so good together!

by christianandjonasarecutetogeth April 21, 2024

Jonas

Jonas dose music, when this subject is brought up to a Jonas he gets angry and hits people whit is shit like an ape

Nathan: do you do music
Jonas: "flings his shit absolutely everywhere out of pure anger"

by Winston Churchill lll December 10, 2019

Nenos jona

Someone really scared to spend money on the luxuries in life and continuously settling for less. Some would say he’s tighter than a nuns arse!

Nenos jona- Wow look at that hotel, that’s amazing I would love to stay there

Friend- dont be such a nenos dude that place is a shithole

by The jonas May 12, 2020

The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.

Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.

by TheBirddude October 3, 2022

jonas

jonas is a very wonderful friend, he is very funny and very nice

"Jonas is so funny! I love the joke he made last night!"

by ack quack December 6, 2021