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Jennifer

A fat ass mother fucker who got implants made out of McDonalds at 14 and is retarded but thinks she's smart even though she looks like a hungry hungry hippo and don't where a bra cuz she plans on working the corner for BBC's after she flunks outa school.
That fat ass bitch Jennifer smells like drugs.
by I Post The Truth! May 4, 2017
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Jennifer

Jennifer is an independent woman who is usually ginger and has a dirty vagina with flies in orbit 24/7. She’s a quit human, she has lots of freckles and skin the colour of Japanese rice.
Let’s avoid her she looks like a Jennifer
by Gandi1230 September 3, 2019
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ken jennings

The second winningest Jeopardy player ever, to Brad Rutter. He lost to Brad in the 2005 2 Million Dollar Masters Tournment in 3 straight games. Apparently NOT the best Jeopardy player ever.
P1: Man, did you see Ken Jennings on Jeopardy last week?
P2: Yeah, he got totally ruttered in three straight games by Brad Rutter himself!
by TDanza2006 January 30, 2006
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Jennifer

Hey thats a jennifer
by 2083586917 July 22, 2017
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Jennifer

Jennifer (verb): 1. Creating a confrontational situation and becoming the victim (on cue) as a result of the chaos you voluntarily created. 2. Irritating everyone unnecessarily.
Jennifer (verb): 1. Creating a confrontational situation and becoming the victim (on cue) as a result of the chaos you voluntarily created. 2. Irritating everyone unnecessarily.

Example: “She jennifered the cookout.”
by GangstaGrill June 6, 2018
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Jennifer

A crazy bitch everyone encounters at least once in their life, if you're lucky she won't drop her wrath on you. Usually red head, and will make your life miserable. She over exaggerates and lies about everything and then will flip it out on you. She will try to ruin your life because she can't get a grip on her own.
Oh my god I can't believe Jennifer went and did her crazy ass shit again!
by probablyinnocent May 25, 2017
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Jennimar

At first, She may seem sweet and kind but that is not who she is at all. She will STEAL your Items and hates her siblings. She is highly over protective over her "friends" but uses death threats to the person's other friends. If I can give you any advice, Its to avoid her at all times.
"Who's she? She seems nice"
"She's Jennimar, Don't be her friend. She has made people cry, Stolen things, and wants to kill her siblings"
"Holy Exotic Butters!"
by ABagelLover June 2, 2018
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