El-Jayed

The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.

Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.

Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...

Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.

Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro

by sleeper09 July 26, 2012

Cali Jay

1. A joint that is rolled in California and is significantly larger than an average sized joint. A properly rolled Cali Jay will make many non-Californians too high to function.

Benny: "Dude, that Cali Jay got us so stoned last night!"

Keith: "Seriously man. I'm pretty sure that your cousin from Michigan is still high this morning."

Benny: "I'm pretty sure you are right. I saw him trying to eat a frozen pizza like five minutes ago."

by thesalvman October 26, 2011

The Jay Pass

Made popular by Jay and Josh from D.A.P (Dads Against Predators) "The Jay Pass" is when one passes the blunt/joint by tossing it to the next in rotation, and them perfectly catching it with little to no effort then proceeds to hit it.

"Youngins be professional smokers, but can't do "The Jay Pass" and shit bruh..." smfh

by 🌴Koopa High🌴 January 9, 2023

Jay Davies

Skinny douchebag that thinks he can sing but sucks so much cock that the semen in his ears prevent him from hearing how goddamn awful he really is. Also sucks super duper bad at Skateboarding but I’ve heard he’s a professional at juggling these nuts cause he probably juggles nuts in his hands and mouth. Also has that face you wanna punch for no reason

Yo that Jay Davies is a fag no cap!!

by Jason R Davies the First July 8, 2023

Jay Prakash

Light, A victorious person who gives light to everyone, Ray of victory.

Hey see Jay Prakash is so kind and calm

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Sora Jay

A cute and handsome little baby brother in my dreams ❤️ :(

My brother sora jay is cute!

by Ckduckk November 28, 2021

jay is bae

This is the best person ever, that would check up on u no matter what, she’s amazing, BEAUTIFUL , smart, niceee, and she can make ur day 10000% better! U would basically be depressed if u ever lose her<3

I love Jay is bae

by Peach_zrl November 28, 2021