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Jonas

Jonas’s are very kind but they can be short. Also they are probably going to be one of the best friends that you could have. They will want to play a game with you as long as you stay in contact.
Jonas is one of my friends and he is all ways willing to play with me and my other friends.
by Yayayaya2957 November 7, 2022
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Being a jonas

When you are Mointain Dew addicted and have to many Bottles lying in your room.
I'm drinking so much Mointain Dew im being a jonas.
Dude, youre drinking so much Mointain Dew, you're being such a jonas
by Reibuuu May 10, 2022
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Jonas

Used to describe an individual who is incapable of cranking 90s
Dude that guy sucks at cranking. He’s a total jonas.
by Lauren pancakez May 12, 2022
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Jonas’ phenomenon

The Jonasphenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.
One can use the Jonasphenomenon to create an illusion of liking someone.
by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022
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The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
by TheBirddude October 3, 2022
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Jonas

Pølsebrød/Sausagebread
Let me put my sausage in my Jonas
by Gjøran69420 October 4, 2022
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Jonas Gundersen Nordahl

person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours
by bernardgamer October 4, 2022
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