Ivan zharkov

He is a large Asian man with the smallest penis ever recorded he always cums in class while he is looking at the teacher.

The word "Ivan zharkov" refers to a person who fucks tables.

by Go ea g do c Co checks bbl plu February 20, 2024

Ivan

The most disgusting fat ugly hairy spotty person you would ever meet in your life. He’s an example of a hippo.

You are such an ivan

by Hekrorufj February 22, 2024

Ivan

HE is the GOOFIEST MAN ALIVE, small ass cock, and don't invite him to parties, he will scare the hoes away.

You know ivan?
no I dont want to he is gay

by NuhUH4352 April 2, 2024

Ivantill

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Till loves Ivan.

Ivan: iloveyouiwillalwaysloveyouandiwilldieforyou, good bye
Till: huhh?
Ivantill.

by Haha☆彡 April 20, 2024

Ivanese

A condition that causes people to sleep all the time

Wow he slept 15 hours today, he must have the Ivanese

by Johnnytester21 May 12, 2024

Ivan beck

Fucker from Kane pixels backrooms who's good guy, bad guy and never seen.

Person 1:did you know that On July 2nd 1988, the ASYNC Research Facility tested its low-proximity magnetic distortion system for the third time. Details regarding the results of the experimentation have not yet been released. During a press conference held in April of 1988, Ivan Beck, vice-director of the ASYNC Foundation described the intention of these tests, stating "this program, if granted sufficient backing from the United States government, will offer a solution to all current and future storage and residential needs, and save billions of dollars on property construction and management?

Person 2: I don't give a fuck.

by Bill- nye-your-mom's-a-guy May 28, 2024

Ivan Tong

A famous youtuber that famous for his body shape like "caseoh". There's a habitat of Ivan Tong is that he eats 40t of food in every 10 minutes and able to swallow the universe. We use this word to laugh at fat people who is overweight.

Person 1: Ready for 1v1 in the game?
Person 2:Nah bro, I'm eating gtg
Person 1:Didn't you finish your meal in 10 minutes ago? Don't become the second Ivan Tong .

by I ate a cat 8964 June 20, 2024