Hot Irish Stephen

Also called an 'Irish coffee', this maneuver involves a a creamy load being shot atop a regular 'hot carl'

"I thought the shitting part was the worst, but I was wrong...it was a hot irish Stephen"

by EPs Farewell Gift September 21, 2011

irish

People who are prone to tell you how great they are. Fond of touting their robust economy while failing to mention it was built on the foundation of an E.U. welfare state. Think everything Celtic is romantic, special, unique blah blah blah. Sometimes consider the Scotch and Welsh as Celtic kinsman and sometimes exclude them for not not being true Celts (as if Ireland has the only claim). Say they have their own language but unlike Wales, no one can actually speak it and haven;t for years (That makes them posseurs). Their beer is overrated (Beamish is really good, but doesn't have Guiness' marketing) food sucks (this ain't no France) and sometimes call themselves the blacks of Europe (this is especially offensive, yes they were oppressed but is this the equivalent of enslavement? Only a douchebag Irishman would think so). Do have a good history of music (the folk shit gets old but they can boast of Van Morrison, U2, Thin Lizzie etc.) The one factor that redeems the Irish? They can shit in a bag, stamp made in Ireland on it, and sell it to stupid Americans for $50.

Irish-American wannabe: Kiss Me I'm Irish
Irishman: Where you from?
IAW: Boston, Red Sox Rule!
Irishman: (shitting in a bag) Would you like to buy an authentic Irish souvenir?

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

Irish Holiday

a day when you are too hungover to get out of bed

I was way too hungover to go to work today so I had to take an Irish Holiday.

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011

Kiss me, I'm Irish

Irish sex.

Bloody hell, mate, look at that boner!

by Irishman March 10, 2003

irish nacho

While doing your girl from behind, after a few minutes of slappin' your nuts get sweaty. During the middle of tappin' that ass, rub your hands all over your sweaty, mung covered sac. After this, pull her hair back toward you and rub the your sweaty mung covered fingers into her mouth.

After going to the gym for an hour I banged Marsha and gave her some irish nachos

by Rhykno April 27, 2006

dry irish

The emergency substitution of mashed potatoes for anal lube.

Things were going great til I tried to slip her a dry Irish...we haven't talked in few days.

by rawmeat April 14, 2015

Irish exit

To leave a social event drunk without any recollection of when or how.

Dude 1: Dude, I don't even know what time I left the wedding. Man was I trashed.
Dude 2: Yeah man, nice Irish exit, nobody knew you even left.

by NYCityBoy July 27, 2006