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International Stabbing Month

The month of March, in coordination with the Anniversary of the Assassination of Emperor Julius Caesar on the Ides (15th) of March in 44 B.C.E, where he was stabbed 23 times by a group of Roman Senators who conspired to kill him, is recognized as International Stabbing Month.
" We are forever stabbing that guy."
"Stabbing?"
"Oh oops. I meant stabbing. That's really funny."
"Well, it is March: International Stabbing Month"
by smalljewishgirl March 20, 2019
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International grab boob day

Every year on April 12th it’s international grab boob day! Go out And grab some big rocks.
by Analclipper101 April 12, 2019
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In the day 17 April of any year everyone has to do the Chika dance minimum 1 time.
Jack: Hey! Do the Chika Dance now!

Nina:Why?

Jack: It’s the International Chika Dance day! *starts dancing* chika chika!
by araara April 14, 2019
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In every 17 of April of every year every has to do the Chika Dance
Javier: Hey remember it’s the International Chika Dance Day!
by araara April 14, 2019
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International Beat Tyson’s Ass day

On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)
Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!

Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
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intermittimacy

Erratically-spaced occurrences of "getting it on".
If you have a pleasant respectful attitude and remain reasonably healthy and physically fit as you progress through middle age, a few ladies may still be "willing", but you will likely find fewer accommodating heifers than you might have scored during your "wild 'n' virile" younger days, and so you'll likely hafta resign yourself to intermittimacy.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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International Send Nudes Day

June 28th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy International Send Nudes Day!
*Sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*
by NoSoyIvan June 28, 2019
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