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morning glory

Fried Morning Glory: Crisp and snappy Morning Glory sautéed with fresh garlic and soybean sauce.
by caipilicious September 7, 2004
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morning textness

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.
Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
by wisdomr March 10, 2011
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morning glory

a type of firework that is similar to a sparkler in which the person who lights it lights the tissue paper on the top of the morning glory which causes it to ignite. they are commonly multi-colored in appearance and have a striped pattern. they tend to produce such effects as changing colors, crackling, etc...
"Dude! That morning glory looks cool!"
by Rob June 21, 2004
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morning voice

Having the strange desire to sing, when your voice is horrible in the morning (usually if you attempt singing without brushing your teeth first).
Dani: "Prince Aliiii! Wondrous heeee! Ali Ababwaaaa~"
Tai: "A-Are you okay, honey?"
Dani: "Ugh, I blame morning voice."
by TMRomance October 8, 2013
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morning bender

A bender which takes place in the morning time.
"How was your morning, jimmy?"

"i had a morning bender"
by todddd May 1, 2008
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morning glory

when u wake up in the morning and u find that u just had a wet dream
man i was dreamin about my hot ass biology teacher, and when i woke up i found my morning glory
by nigga gus April 26, 2008
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morning glory

Sometimes, I am not quite sure if I respectfully greeted my morning glory.
by jerk October 6, 2003
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