by caipilicious September 7, 2004

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.
Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
by wisdomr March 10, 2011

a type of firework that is similar to a sparkler in which the person who lights it lights the tissue paper on the top of the morning glory which causes it to ignite. they are commonly multi-colored in appearance and have a striped pattern. they tend to produce such effects as changing colors, crackling, etc...
by Rob June 21, 2004

Having the strange desire to sing, when your voice is horrible in the morning (usually if you attempt singing without brushing your teeth first).
Dani: "Prince Aliiii! Wondrous heeee! Ali Ababwaaaa~"
Tai: "A-Are you okay, honey?"
Dani: "Ugh, I blame morning voice."
Tai: "A-Are you okay, honey?"
Dani: "Ugh, I blame morning voice."
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