gutteral handshake

n. A simile of "the act of fisting".

Jeff: i've heard fist being used as a verb before.
N: What's uncommon about a gutteral handshake? Even Martha Stewart gets them nowadays.

by n December 14, 2004

Jebroni handshake

When you are fingering the girls ass and your boy is fingering her vagina and you rub your fingers against each other on the wall between the ass and pussy

When we were double teaming that girl we did da jebroni handshake!

by Dajebroni June 30, 2021

San Fransisco handshake

Slang term for a blowjob. San Fransisco has a reputation for being one large gayborhood, hence the term.

"I heard they were both fired when she was caught giving him a San Fransisco handshake in the stairwell."

by CaptainButtercup August 29, 2009

Back Alley HandShake

- When a man inserts all five fingers into a hookers ass in a back alley while lifting his hand up and down, like a handshake.

- Did you hear about ol' Randal?
- Yup, he's giving AND getting back alley handshakes.

by Chrisam November 11, 2014

Norwegian Handshake

When two ppl (mostly hillbillies) wanna ratify that they are, and will stay bff.
They pour/dip their hands in moonshine,and light the moonshine on fire, while shaking each others hands.
Mostly a thing u do to get som fun on the after-party.

Drunk Person 1: Hey man! We are like blood brothas!
Drunk Person 2: Yeah man! Let's do a Norwegian Handshake on THAT!!

by Ingdal February 17, 2009

German Handshake

Wacking off to a german girl on the interwebz.AKA COURTNEY. This is the german handshake.

Mario and german girl doin the dirty german handshake

by Brazil boi October 9, 2008

Dirty Handshake

The act of jizzing, or ejaculating, into your palm and slapping someone across the face. Can be done either in front of them or premeditated. You don't necessarily have to dislike a person to do such gesture. Most times it is an act of desperation to get the attention of another female or male or coworker.

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Hey baby! Baby? Sweety?" *smack*

VICTIM-"Wtf!!!? What?"

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "I love you!" :)

VICTIM- "I know" :)

or

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Hey Frank! Yeah you!" *smack*

VICTIM-"Wtf!!!? Why'd you do that?"

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Cuz you're my boy!" :)

VICTIM- "I know" :)

by mateodos September 4, 2009