dare to have hair

The best virgin hair ever to be purchased on this plant! Anything else but dare hair is a insult to a humans head. If you ever want to add fullness, inches, definition, extensions, or length to your hair. You only need to Dare!

Girl if it's not Dare To Have Hair, it's not Good hair!

Dare Dolls are better!

If it's not Dare Hair, you don't got good hair!

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by Hallie Bryan April 23, 2017

frickin have a can

To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off

Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!

Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you

by Dabitty June 10, 2014

I have portland

slang term for “I have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.”

“Hey jimmy, I have Portland!!”
“good for you bud”

by bagguetteios December 15, 2022

don’t you have

A term, typically used when you fail chemistry.

“I didn’t prepare my chemistry exam”
“Don’t you have”

by _bratgirl15 November 26, 2021

Have we met?

When a stranger text and you are trying to be nice

-Hey
+Hey, Have we met?

by Hojack Borseman October 28, 2020

Onions have layers

True dat. It is as the great shrek once said, ogres have layers.

"What do ogres have in common with onions? Onions have layers!"

by DankPepeMemeLord69 December 19, 2017

Have Fun CHILDREN

When children HAVE FUN and do FUN ADULT STUFF

DARRIN:Have Fun CHILDREN
Everyone:SURE BYE I AM GONNA HAVE FUN WITH MY GF

by Ultimate bj man January 13, 2019