My grandmother, who weighs 652 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, and runs the 40 in 10.2. From the movie Dazed and Confused.
You: Wow look at that monster. Who is that?
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.
by 1Spry1 January 3, 2012
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On the other hand, I'm done is used when you're tired of someone's shit. Now imagine you're done, but accompanied by a gorilla.
This is the next level of I'm done. I'm gorilla-done.
On the other hand, I'm done is used when you're tired of someone's shit. Now imagine you're done, but accompanied by a gorilla.
This is the next level of I'm done. I'm gorilla-done.
Person 1: Hey buddy, you should really stop smoking weed. It makes your dick small.
Weedmaster420: I'm done.
Person 1: I'm serious, I smoked a blunt once and now my wang is 2 inches long.
Weedmaster420: I'm gorilla-done.
Weedmaster420: I'm done.
Person 1: I'm serious, I smoked a blunt once and now my wang is 2 inches long.
Weedmaster420: I'm gorilla-done.
by tallbutmywangshort May 12, 2017
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When your lady has your legs pinned to the headboard and is eating your ass while you are uncontrollably cumming onto your own face. She then rips out the hairs of your ass and throws it at your face and it sticks to the jizz.
I had Hanks Throbbing member in my mouth the other night and I threatened to reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask him! Ooofffff!!!
by Tony Papadog February 12, 2019
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Snow gorillas=white people
Gorillas=black people
Sand gorillas=isis/terrorists
Panda gorillas=asian people
Snow gorillas=white people
Gorillas=black people
Sand gorillas=isis/terrorists
Panda gorillas=asian people
Most of the government is made up of snow gorillas.
Did you that gorilla rapping?
Some sand gorilla blew up the plane.
Panda gorillas make the best sushi and anime.
Did you that gorilla rapping?
Some sand gorilla blew up the plane.
Panda gorillas make the best sushi and anime.
by blackfire319 May 27, 2018
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va·nil·la vuh-nil-uh or, often, -nel-uh go·ril·la guh-ril-uh
noun
1. An exotic, well proportioned, powerfully built, human-like creature; often mistaken as a man. No known proof of where the "vanilla gorilla" originated from currently exists. Only one "vanilla gorilla" has been sighted.
2. Highly desirable creature with flawless skill; especially when involving sex or money. - Domineering and self absorbed; speculated to believe it is the ruler of all.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
va·nil·la vuh-nil-uh or, often, -nel-uh go·ril·la guh-ril-uh
noun
1. An exotic, well proportioned, powerfully built, human-like creature; often mistaken as a man. No known proof of where the "vanilla gorilla" originated from currently exists. Only one "vanilla gorilla" has been sighted.
2. Highly desirable creature with flawless skill; especially when involving sex or money. - Domineering and self absorbed; speculated to believe it is the ruler of all.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
by Miss Gibson November 15, 2013
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Causes someone to shake violenty, foam at the mouth, shout, and appear to turn into a gorilla.
Causes someone to shake violenty, foam at the mouth, shout, and appear to turn into a gorilla.
H: Wow! Diane is crazy! She looks like an animal!
Vincent: Yeah! She went straight gorilla mode at your house!
Vincent: Yeah! She went straight gorilla mode at your house!
by Death__dealer May 3, 2010
Get the Gorilla Mode mug.First, prior to the “encounter,” shave off your pubes and save them in a bag. Then, while receiving a blowjob and at the moment of orgasm plunge your penis as far as it will go to make her gag and for you to orgasm at the same time making her shoot her sperm through her nose (like a white dragon). Then take some pubes out of the baggie and throw them in her face (like a gorilla face) and yell “Gorilla Monsoon!” This is a tribute to the late wrestler/commentator.
We got back from the arena and this chick was all up on my nuts. I let her take the trip and gave her the Gorilla Monsoon. She probably won't be back...
by Captain_America July 30, 2007
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