Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.

Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017

Goose Count

When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.

1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!

by frigginhost April 26, 2017

goose feel

The feeling you get from a powerful song

Damn that track goes hard! Got that goose feel

by spitz218 May 11, 2017

goose porn

When a female let's a goose eat her out

I can't wait to go home and watch goose porn

by Dick sweat on my wrist June 18, 2018

Goose Creek high

A school where the boys are fake, girls fight over cafeteria seats and the building smells like weed. Every student you see is either pregnant or carrying a Juul.

Wow Goose Creek High is lit

by Bigdadbrosky May 16, 2018

Goosaï

Tilting your head on one side, looking up.

Josh is so short, he needs to goosaï to talk to somebody.

The goose saw a hawk in the sky using the goosaï technic.

by Brocoli-and-kale July 23, 2018

Goose Fat

When the amount of Duck Butter is sufficient to create a thicker licker... otherwise known as Goose Fat

My balls are that deep in sweat, they are stuck to my inner thigh like they are covered in “goose fat”

by Oh lord Terry July 24, 2018