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Grundlesnach

Grundlesnaches, They are 7" tall, have 4 arms, 2 legs, 2 wings, and a tail. Will historically ride hamsters into battle. They've had their own somewhat miniature world wars, 4 to be exact. They lost 73% of their population in the last one, and in the 2nd, ended the Dinosaurs. These days they prefer to go unnoticed and will live in cars, because they love to travel. Mine is quite friendly with me but believes cameras will steal his soul. They often have pet spiders and are passed down in families (similar to house elves) but to the youngest child in each family.

They tend to also cause mischief when bored and borrow from your pockets and hide belongings.
The Grundlesnaches borrowed my debit card and left it in the glove box
by Darfam4 March 6, 2025
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Grundlesnach

Grundlesnaches, They are 7" tall, have 4 arms, 2 legs, 2 wings, and a tail. Will historically ride hamsters into battle. They've had their own somewhat miniature world wars, 4 to be exact. They lost 73% of their population in the last one, and in the 2nd, ended the Dinosaurs. These days they prefer to go unnoticed and will live in cars, because they love to travel. Mine is quite friendly with me but believes cameras will steal his soul. They often have pet spiders and are passed down in families (similar to house elves) but to the youngest child in each family.

They tend to also cause mischief when bored and borrow from your pockets and hide belongings.
The Grundlesnaches borrowed my debit card and left it in the glove box
by Darfam4 March 6, 2025
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Grundle smeared

When you rub the saliva from your taint and butthole down the bridge of the nose then stopping to receive a knothole tickle from the tip of the nose .
I grundle smeared her face and her nose tickled my butthole .
by Dr.FistHer March 13, 2025
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Gesundheit

When a man applies pepper to his pubic region before receiving oral sex inducing a or multiple sneezes from the person performing the oral sex. When the person performing the oral sex begins to sneeze, the man receiving will hold the other persons head down so they can’t pull away to sneeze.
I peppered my pubes and Gesundheited her!
by KchapMan June 21, 2025
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GrundleButter Keelhaul

A hazing ritual or punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board, and with the help of many assistants is moved back and forth under an obese unwashed man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, in a wiping or scrubbing motion until dead or unconscious.
"Greg informed us that Revenge of the Sith is his least favorite Star Wars film, so I petition that his punishment will be a GrundleButter Keelhaul."
by PhatSphoincter October 1, 2025
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GrundleButter Keelhaul

A punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board and then held up by several men and swiped back and forth under an unwashed obese man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, marinating in the unholy 'butter' found therein.
"Jon said he doesn't like Star Wars, so he has been sentenced to a GrundleButter Keelhaul"
by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025
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chafed grundle

Grundle refers to the balls chode and dick as a whole ... When abraded or abused it becomes a chafed grundle !
These pants are chafeing my grundle big time

Chafed grundle
by DoggWood January 26, 2016
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