german dungeon porn

sickest porn on the net, as of last monday...we'll see what the future of internet porn holds.
by ben c. October 20, 2003
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German Hang Time

When you reach between a mans legs and fondle his balls before his penis gets erect.
My boyfriend Scotty and his friend Anthony like to German hang time each other. But they're not gay homosexuals. :)
by Redboots October 31, 2010
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German whore

middle aged, german born mum who steals her daughters pain pills after surgery, just an all around dbag
"Hey, my mom stole my Vicodin! I just had my widsom teeth removed!"

"Gosh, your mom is such a German whore."
by ameoba March 05, 2010
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German U-Turn

The act of shagging a male and /or female in the arse while in the missionary position. In some cases requiring a bent or large and slightly flacid penis, due to required bending.
Joseph: So what did you two get up to last night?
James: I was on top, then decided to flop out the German U-Turn . . . straight in the arse!!1 haha
Joseph: NICE!!!!
by Joseph OsBeel Davey May 15, 2008
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German sex-machine

a very hot girl with a german name, usually thought of as having sex all of the time
Dude, the German sex-machine is sooo hot today, I wanna hit that!
by bobbyjoechris December 29, 2004
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german weiner geiner

someone who sell german weiners at like a little mobile cart in the street.
They have to be wearing a white hat, a red and white striped apron and have a big moustache.

also used to describe someone who says "tackilish" whilst being tickle attacked by their best friend.
"you're such a german weiner geiner!"
by Bonnie Boo May 07, 2008
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German Spring Offensive

When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.
"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."
by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020
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