german dungeon porn

sickest porn on the net, as of last monday...we'll see what the future of internet porn holds.

by ben c. October 19, 2003

German Hang Time

When you reach between a mans legs and fondle his balls before his penis gets erect.

My boyfriend Scotty and his friend Anthony like to German hang time each other. But they're not gay homosexuals. :)

by Redboots October 31, 2010

German whore

middle aged, german born mum who steals her daughters pain pills after surgery, just an all around dbag

"Hey, my mom stole my Vicodin! I just had my widsom teeth removed!"

"Gosh, your mom is such a German whore."

by ameoba March 5, 2010

German U-Turn

The act of shagging a male and /or female in the arse while in the missionary position. In some cases requiring a bent or large and slightly flacid penis, due to required bending.

Joseph: So what did you two get up to last night?
James: I was on top, then decided to flop out the German U-Turn . . . straight in the arse!!1 haha
Joseph: NICE!!!!

by Joseph OsBeel Davey May 15, 2008

German sex-machine

a very hot girl with a german name, usually thought of as having sex all of the time

Dude, the German sex-machine is sooo hot today, I wanna hit that!

by bobbyjoechris December 28, 2004

german weiner geiner

someone who sell german weiners at like a little mobile cart in the street.
They have to be wearing a white hat, a red and white striped apron and have a big moustache.

also used to describe someone who says "tackilish" whilst being tickle attacked by their best friend.

"you're such a german weiner geiner!"

by Bonnie Boo May 6, 2008

German Slot Machine

You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I totally gave Maxi a German Slot machine!
Guy 2: OMG no way!

by JFK0361 November 27, 2013