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Mexican Grannydog 

The act of squeezing turd nuggets on your biggest rivals grandmother. The first step to succeeding in this maneuver is to entice your opponents Grandmother to receive the sex. Once she is lubed, begin coitus. During the bang session you will lay down a mud monkey on her face, and then cover it with salsa. Once the meal has been prepared, the grandma will then eat the entree and rejoice.
Yeah, I gave that old bitch Suelita a Mexican Grannydog last night, then I had her deported to El Salvador.

Old grannies

Please dont go there on google images you will need to get bleach
Friend 1 Hey man have you looked up old grannies on google images.
Friend 2 No why
F1 just do it

F2 ok
*I minute later*
F2 MY EYESSSSS
Old grannies by Yourmomgay6969 August 6, 2020

grannychu 

My favorite mutual, a Sanrio fan, and is very hot and cool. 🀟🏾🀠
grannychu? Oh they're so cool and hot.
grannychu by bakedtatotoes July 5, 2021

Grannery 

A place of which one gets their grandmothers from.
"I'm going to go pick up my grandmother from the grannery!"
Grannery by Douglasc May 7, 2010

granniac 

1. A crazy elderly lady
2. A crazy elderly woman driver
Did you see her almost run me off the road?" "Man, she was a granniac!
granniac by wackichick January 3, 2011

Granyuss 

Hello Granyuss, mu lord.
Granyuss by pop-cloud September 5, 2019