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fucktard 

fucktard is a amalgamation of the words fuking and retard
ME:Ur Such a fucktard
You:Not Really
fucktard by xxelflloyd July 27, 2009

fucktard 

The pejorative bastardisation or blend of two words: ‘fuck’ and ‘tard’ – the latter being a shortened version of ‘retard’, a derogatory word to describe those with lesser mental ability.

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard; often resulting in rape due to the absence of the minimum level of mental capability required to issue consent on the part of the ‘tard’.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise immediately!”
fucktard by mattyt_is@ August 19, 2009

fucktard 

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise IMMEDIATELY!”
fucktard by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009

Fucktard 

A cross between a fuckup and a retard.
God, he's such a fucktard!
Fucktard by AlleyKat October 6, 2009

fucktard 

Someone who is really, incredibly dumb. So much that it confuses and frustrates observers to the point of fury.

Classic example: Caboose from Red vs Blue.
"You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!"
fucktard by somerandombox December 11, 2009

fucktard 

some one thats an idiot, says stupid things, is ignorant, and deserves to be kicked in the balls
"oh my goodness, that cameron petty sure is a fucktard."