Absolute Fucking Walnut

The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers

Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..

Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!

by Dick Beater McFingers May 7, 2015

fucking beautiful

When your friend doesn't believe she is gorgeous (she obviously is), and you get fed up when she doesn't believe it. Always used in a loving sense.

Person A: I'm not pretty
Person B: YOU ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

by CEQueens June 4, 2018

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

Fucking one's face with food

Eating esp. in large amounts.

I sat at that diner and fucked my face with ice cream for a full hour

by Tzeen from Badassmofo.com May 14, 2004

Sport Fucking

The pursuit of sex just add to numbers or to add a new kind of trophy to one's list. Examples: fucking a cougar, a fat chick, a nerd.

I don't really understand why he does it. I guess he is just into sport fucking anything just to say he has.

by stilldixon August 26, 2014

the fucking

THE FUCKING

guy1: THE FUCKING

guy2: THE FUCKING

by killsolace February 18, 2021

total fucking godhead

Phrase associated with the grunge subculture. Used to describe a concert and/or drug experience for which other superlatives will not suffice. Originally coined by Sub Pop founder Bruce Pavitt to describe Soundgarden, later the title of a Nirvana bootleg.

"So after you smoked hashish, you saw the Melvins live. How was that?"

"Total fucking godhead."

by Dan Arreaga September 4, 2008