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Electric Forest

1. n. An indoor marijuana-growing operation supported by electric lights, an irrigation system, and ventilation. Hence, an electric forest of marijuana.
Guy: Dude I found Bro's dad's electric forest when I leaned against this wall in his basement last night.

Dude: What no way let's go camping!
by BobMarleyNationalPark July 19, 2012
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[forest fire]

a bushy cunt with crabs.
A woman you have to stay away from. She will give you a burning lip stick. And that is not fun. That is what will will happen is you touch a forest fire.
by Adam Mchimer February 17, 2008
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Forest Bride

The term originated during WW2. If you were being hunted by your government or hunted during War Tine, your sexual partner would be considered your "Forest Bride".
Jew1: "Who you shaggin' bro?"

Jew2: "I got myself a Forest Bride, cause Hitler's chasing me"
by Bengimin February 6, 2012
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Forrest Trump

Whimsical character who pretends to be a war hero, runs long distances, and says cute things like "life is like a box of chocolates" - except in real life is a draft dodger, can't run at all cuz he's a fat fuck, and says embarrassing words like "bigly".
"Did you ever see that movie Forrest Trump?"

"Why would I watch a movie about a racist fat orange bastard who dodged the draft with fake bunyons and keeps saying stupid shit like 'bigly'? I can see that asswipe on Fox news whenever I want."
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
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Forrest Gump

When you fuck a fat guy's hairy belly button and creampie it.
Many girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more guys would like to Forrest Gump him.
by Tim Jerome March 27, 2009
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Forest Lake Senior High School

Forest Lake Senior High School is a microcosm of the city of Forest Lake. Sadly, most of its graduates can't even pronounce microcosm, let alone know what it means. The school can be described briefly with three words - racist, drugs, and idiocracy.

The school is a Frankenstein's monster of a building - the school was expanded instead of torn down like it right well should have been. Classroom numbering is random and sporatic, and many students get lost looking for classes even through their senior year.

The school is known for it's FFA (Future Farmers of America) program. Unless you're a member of one of the several big, important families in the area (the ones that own major farms, or recreational vehicle dealerships), you don't give a flying fuck about it. More than likely you're high off your ass in class while some poor schmuck attempts to teach you basic grammar thanks to NCLB.

The school is also well known within theater, debate and speech circuits. Again, not many people care. In fact, the school doesn't even care. Instead of displaying recent victories of the above organizations, they'd rather keep a trophy case full of football and hockey trophies from the 80s, when the Forest Lake Rangers actually won games. To anyone with a brain, that should describe the mentality and demographic of the school more than I ever could.
Principal beginning graduation speech: "Start your tractors! Start your tractors!"

Student: "I fucking hate this school."

Student 1: "You have any drugs?"
Student 2: "You kidding? Everything at Forest Lake Senior High School is drugs! The chairs are drugs, the carpet is drugs, the desks are drugs..."
by P1ntsize_Anthro November 15, 2011
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