Guy 1: I got a Ford for my birthday.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.
by juulbreel March 18, 2020

Popular Ford Muscle car, ruined by ricers and people who dont know how to drive, great for crowd control!
"Did you see that video of that car crashing through a crowd?"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"
by CanadianPancake April 12, 2021

by JoeMama170 September 17, 2023

If the head blows it transforms into a steam train
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation
by Jessejw October 6, 2020

by skcjvbk February 2, 2023

The Ford Motor Company, commonly known as Ford, is an American multinational automaker that has its main headquarters in Dearborn, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit. It was founded by Henry Ford and incorporated on June 16, 1903.
by awesomesauce128 March 22, 2021

The Australian Bogan equivalent of the adjective, Holding...
Used by Ford fans that hate those f@cken wooly woofter Holden Cars...
-The act of a person or thing that holds.
-To have or keep in ones hand; grasp.
Used by Ford fans that hate those f@cken wooly woofter Holden Cars...
-The act of a person or thing that holds.
-To have or keep in ones hand; grasp.
by Undi3s August 19, 2014
