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Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.
After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.
by Trish Laam January 12, 2008
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Force Choke

To use the ability of the force to choke somebody, usually someone being a punk ass without touching them.
Sue was being a bitch so i force choked that ho
by Sean O'Brien October 14, 2006
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Burparific Force

Burparific force is a burp of such strength it can hold four very heavy rugby players in mid-tackle for as long as the burp gose on for, the most powerful ever recorded had a pushing force of 2.27 tons.
Only few people have mastered the burparific force, others have tryed but have been hospitalised due to vocal cords being dislodged and fired across the room.
by Triple J May 4, 2005
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Special Forces Wannabe

a member of the Army National Guard who made friends with a lot of SF soldiers, but never had the heart, intelligence, will or ability to even attempt to be one.
Do you know that loser over at the flight facility?

You mean Hawley?

Yea, that obese, useless, annoying, cowardly little boy wearing an Army uniform is like putting lipstick on a pig.

Yea, what a Special Forces Wannabe
by ladybug09 November 13, 2013
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Screw and forget syndrome

Medical condition in which every time you are done screwing someone, you feel like staying away from that other person, as far as you can.
It takes no distinction among lovers, from fuck buddies to half-century marriages.
Because of my screw and forget syndrome, I told my wife after I banged her to go sleep on a motel.
by texaro February 16, 2009
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Black Air Forces

look at that kid with black air forces ,i bet he boutta pull out a gun
by val:( November 3, 2021
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Air Force Ones

Tha only shoe niggaz N tha BAy be wearin
Nigga - Fuck Fields those some fresh Air Forces
Fields - Yea... I'm Thizzin' im ma Air Force Ones
by Fields550 January 13, 2009
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