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Positivity Plunger

The subconscious tool you pull out when your life starts to stink. Flush the negative thoughts & plunge POSITIVE thoughts!
My furless cat smells like crusty, rotten cheese! After the POSITIVITY PLUNGER “My furless cat has a VIBRANT FRAGRANCE of Gouda! I LOVE cheese!”
by Tiki tiki doo doo September 14, 2020
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tumblr position

A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."
by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013
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chin tuck thumb twirl position

The act of wasting reality time on a cell phone
There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.
by rjs4 December 6, 2016
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brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.
Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.
by Stivchik June 9, 2018
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Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it
"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"
by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020
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Tilt up position

When a woman is top on top of a man during intercourse, the guy says “Tilt-Up” to the woman, she gets back to completely cowgirl, riding the man while holding her self up by holding her hands on the man’s shoulders or his stomach, while the man is fingering her.
Woman 1: How was last nights date?

Woman 2: it was amazing, he introduced me to the tilt up position, felt amazing him fingering me while riding him.
by mwallace2202 April 17, 2024
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positive area

A very great place to do sexual activities.
Hey let's go to our positive area.
by Paul_Rich-13 March 2, 2017
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