chin tuck thumb twirl position

The act of wasting reality time on a cell phone

There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.

by rjs4 December 6, 2016

Best Candidate for The Vice President Position

Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.

Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!

by m9lik April 25, 2023

funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow May 6, 2018

brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.

Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.

by Stivchik June 9, 2018

tumblr position

A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.

"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."

by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013

positive sum game

Any engagement, where both parties involved will benefit from the outcome.

Operating a small scale, sustainable micro green farm is a positive sum game. Everybody wins, the customer, the farmer, the planet

by spamii October 18, 2020

Positions

The way I literally FUCK Jessie' in every position possible♡

Plentiful Positions♡

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020