When large multinationals host regional or worldwide meetings and invite one to two people from each country to come and discuss business in overheated or overcooled rooms, then fly back the next day to their countries to quick disperse the virus.
I'm not feeling too well today - must have been my colleague who coughed on me after she came back from that Swine Flu Summit last week in Malta.
by caland September 25, 2009
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by IsopodCunt October 23, 2018
Get the Flu Jab mug.When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.
"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"
"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
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Get the Republican flu mug.When, say, a pandemic has us all mentally unstable and the government is like a small child lost in a supermarket. Winter brings a new variant and again, tighter protocols. Science is advancing apace and it yet it feels awfully like one year ago since...(often around Xmas time in northern hemisphere Winters).
"I see on the news we're back to masks-on again...hold on, wait juuuust a minute, oooh, er, I just had deja-flu!"
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CIADA flu (noun) – A pain that starts in your head and takes over the body slowly. Most likely caused my excessive exposure of an annoying voice from a/multiple clueless coworker(s) who are currently ill with diarrhea of the mouth.
Symptoms include: headache, pain in jaw (typically due to mouth hanging open or grinding of teeth), squinting eyes, fever (due to severe mental irritation), cramped fingers (after excessive emailing of coworkers with similar symptoms).
Treatment includes:
•Cutting phone lines so voices aren’t necessary.
• Threats of severe snow storms (so annoying coworker gets scared and leaves early)
•Whispering (so one-upping coworker cannot join in conversation and make your symptoms worse by shorting you on lunch money.)
If treatments do not work, please seek professional medical assistance immediately.
CIADA flu (noun) – A pain that starts in your head and takes over the body slowly. Most likely caused my excessive exposure of an annoying voice from a/multiple clueless coworker(s) who are currently ill with diarrhea of the mouth.
Symptoms include: headache, pain in jaw (typically due to mouth hanging open or grinding of teeth), squinting eyes, fever (due to severe mental irritation), cramped fingers (after excessive emailing of coworkers with similar symptoms).
Treatment includes:
•Cutting phone lines so voices aren’t necessary.
• Threats of severe snow storms (so annoying coworker gets scared and leaves early)
•Whispering (so one-upping coworker cannot join in conversation and make your symptoms worse by shorting you on lunch money.)
If treatments do not work, please seek professional medical assistance immediately.
by LittleRedCobra February 11, 2010
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