by Lillian P. February 15, 2015
A gay couple who are nice, sexless and nonthreatening. Typically they live in the suburbs, have an immaculate house and yard and don't scare the neighbors while they are in fact just as much a slave to heterosexual establishment as everyone else.
neighbor 1: Did you invite the Stepford Fags to the BBQ?
neighbor 2: Naw the wife did.
neighbor 1: Great! They can talk up the women while we put down a few beers.
neighbor 2: Naw the wife did.
neighbor 1: Great! They can talk up the women while we put down a few beers.
by james savik April 24, 2008
A person who...
- obsesses over Bam Margera
- Masterbates to CKY movies
- Worships bands like CKY, HIM, and all the other gay shit
- Can't skate
- Plays Tony Hawk games
- wears anything with the word "Bam"
- has every thing Bam Related
- dyes their hair black
- draws heartagrams on things
- loves purple and black
- probably Caucasian
- obsesses over Bam Margera
- Masterbates to CKY movies
- Worships bands like CKY, HIM, and all the other gay shit
- Can't skate
- Plays Tony Hawk games
- wears anything with the word "Bam"
- has every thing Bam Related
- dyes their hair black
- draws heartagrams on things
- loves purple and black
- probably Caucasian
Chad: I want bam's ass! I would rather be slapped by Bam than have 5 chicks of my choice sex me up.
Jeff: Wow you're such a bam fag. And who the hell says "sex me up"?
Jeff: Wow you're such a bam fag. And who the hell says "sex me up"?
by White Chad August 28, 2006
by Furfag lite September 16, 2019
A fag who puts all their time and money into vaping, buying mods, kanthal, cotton, juice, etc. and talks nonstop about vaping and vaping products. Also most likely underaged kids mostly high school freshmen through juniors.
by mrguccigarcia November 03, 2015
The outcome when a homosexual inseminates some broad in an ill-fated attempt to acquiesce the shattered dreams of his pathetic mother.
by grokhisballz July 14, 2009
by Shawn Michael Bryant March 23, 2007